Community

Community rules

DRAFT for owner review before launch. Not legal advice.

Last updated 5 October 2026.

The short version

Play hard, talk trash about the game, not the person. Everyone here is trying to have fun with a couch-co-op feeling over the internet. If someone makes that worse, you can mute them in one press, report them, and we will look into it.

Not allowed

Your controls

What happens when you report

What we can do

  1. Warning: the player sees a notice with the reason the next time they open BlahPlay.
  2. Suspension: 1 to 365 days without the apps (no sessions, friends or voice). The website stays open so they can see why and manage their subscription.
  3. Ban: permanent. Deleting a banned or suspended account does not reset it: the same Patreon account or email cannot sign up again.

We usually start with a warning, but threats, hate and anything involving minors can lead straight to a ban. Every action is recorded with its reason. Paid time lost to a suspension or ban for breaking these rules is not refunded, unless the law where you live says otherwise.

Appeals

If you think we got it wrong, contact us [contact to be added by the owner] with your member number. A person reviews every appeal, and we lift actions that were mistakes.